- in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous
- ordering at a restaurant: please I the soup want
How has nobody settled for me yet I’m a solid 3
i started a new game in skyrim and i think our horse took a wrong turn somewhere.
My favorite part of kissing is when you are both just giving small kisses then all of a sudden they would bite your lip then shit gets real.
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD boss concept art.
latino? more like latiyes. end racism now
I’m going to bed cuz I was playing Black Flag bad I got through the part where Mary Read died. Now I have no motivation to do anything except cry.
i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’